Dear Bill,
Okay, you drive a hard bargain. But if you'll agree to come to my discussion with Nevin Martell at MoCCA, Thursday evening about Looking for Calvin and Hobbes, you'll get:
– a Metrocard for transportation;
– a donut, flavor your choice;
– a large bottle of Poland Spring water… AND
– a cup of coffee (per RG on Facebook);
– a copy of "Landscape Painting for Fun and Profit" by Martin Pendergrass;
– a Conair Pivot Rechargeable Mustache Trimmer (sorry, so little is known about you!); and
– Forty dollars, cash money.
This is my last offer, so consider very carefully…