Last night, I helped my daughter study for her test on Ancient Rome, and I learned two things. (1) Kids today get all high-and-mighty when you suggest writing a few answers on their forearms. I mean, excuse me for taking a few shortcuts when I was a kid so that I could grow up successful and provide for you. And (2) an army must grow or die. And so even though we have shattered the 100 Fan barrier in record time, we must continue to expand! What loftier goal is there than pointless self-aggrandizement? And so, I announce the new goal of 500 Fans! And the celebrity I will race against toward this finish line? 19th century naturalist Charles Darwin!
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