From a fan, on this week's comic:
As usual, your inane attempt at politcal humor is uninformed and off point. The Chinese people do not eat fortune cookies nor read the little slips of jibberish inside them. Fortune cookies are an American invention.
What's the point of doing a comic strip if it isn't accurate and meticulously reality-based?
I just thought of something else: The fortunes were written in English! I'm starting to think that plan will never work.