Mark Trail

In researching "Marcus Traille, International Woodlands Detective" (see last Super-Fun-Pak Comix), I came across this gem from the wholly unrelated comic strip "Mark Trail."

 

"Mark Trail" is known for its meticulously realistic depiction of, and keen insight into, the natural world.  For example, Mark knows that beavers work tirelessly to maintain their dams and dens.  This 1/28/13 comic shows a couple hard at work.

 

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Only sharp-eyed devoted readers will recall that back on Earth Day, 2008, "Mark Trail" had the same beavers working on the exact same spot, in the exact same positions, thus emphasizing the endlessly repetitive nature of their toils.

 

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Kudos, Mark.

 

(Of course, for Super-Fun-Pak comics, I have also been known to recycle images, in the spirit of Earth Day and every day.)

 

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OSCAR, OSCAR, OSCAR, OSCAR!

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They've done it again!  Our crack team of veteran Academy Awards reporters at the The New York Times have help up their streak.

 

The hilarious story up to now is told in this blog post from last year (with links), but let's review:

 

On January 24, 2010, Michael Cieply wrote in the The New York Times that the race for Best PIcture was a "wide-open contest" and a "free-for-all."  The Hurt Locker eventually won.

 

On January 14, 2011, Cieply's colleague on his NYT Capetbagger blog, Melena Ryzik, couldn't list less than five favorites for Best Picture.  On January 25, Cieply, with colleague Brooks Barnes, called the race a "wild scramble," again listing five movies as close competitors.  The King's Speech eventually won.

 

Now we go to last year's 2012 race.

 

On January 9, 2012, Cieply wrote that the Oscar race was particularly "wide open," in a "chaotic" contest.  After the nominations were released, on January 24, Cieply and Brooks Barnes wrote that the "chaotic" season found some order, narrowing the field to no less than four primary contenders, Hugo, Midnight in Paris, The Artist and The Descendants.

 

But in 20/20 hindsight, their view of the previous years' races had changed.

On the 2010 race:  By January it "had turned into a match between The Hurt Locker… and Avatar."

On the 2011 race:  "By this time (1/9) last year, The King's Speech had been all but crowned best picture."

 

Not exactly the free-for-all wild scrambles they had written about at the time.

 

So I waited with bated breath to see just how wide-open Mr. Cieply et al. would call this year's race, and just as importantly, whether they would misremember last year's wide-open chaos.

 

Well, he did not disappoint.  And he proved that he definitely does not read this blog, let alone his previous years' coverage.

 

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As early as December 13, 2012, he and Barnes were jumping the gun with their annual amazement at how wide open the Best Picture race is.

 

"The movie industry's self-congratulatory season is typically well defined by now, with favorites firmly established and potential dark horses looming.  Although 'Lincoln' is certainly the front-runner, consensus has yet to form around any best picture contender…."

 

Yesterday, Ryzik, wrote that up until the nominations were announced, the Oscar race "could have gone in almost any direction."  She now lists three nominees as favorites:  Lincoln, Silver Linings Playbook and Life of Pi, although, to be fair, she calls Lincoln a "heavy frontrunner".

 

And yesterday, Cieply and Barnes called Lincoln "a leader," but not a dominant one.  Certainly not as dominant as last year's steamroller… The Artist

 

"In Oscar terms,… it remains to be seen if 'Lincoln' [will be] like 'The Artist,' which last year established dominance (with help from its cheery Jack Russell terrier co-star, Uggie) and went on to win…."

 

 Even Uggie can't believe it.

 

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[UPDATE (1/11/13, 3:48pm ET):  This was inspired by Tim Carvell's pioneering work in the field of Oscar Amnesia.  I referenced a vague memory of this 2002 article in my first post, last year, and Tim has just stepped forward as its author.  I did not remember this, but it was funny to learn that Tim's article was ALSO about the The New York Times and its Oscar beat reporter, at that time Rick Lyman.]

 

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Hollingsworth Hound is REAL.

Thanks to Tom the Dancing Bug reader @fangcreatures for tweeting pictures of @ChuckMathias1 in constume-party gear dressed as everyone's favorite canine plutocrat, Hollingsworth Hound.  You can just hear the GRRRRR!

 

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And: Spats!!

 

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Chuck gets my vote to play Hollingsworth in the Lucky Ducky movie.

 

 

 

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ORIGINALS FOR SALE – TOM THE DANCING BUG STORE

In one easy location!

 

All are the singular artwork used in creating the comic strip, as published.

 

Purchaser also receives high-resolution file of finished, colored comic.

 

Contact tomdbug at gmail dot com to inquire…

 

 

   

A VERY CHAGRIN FALLS THANKSGIVING

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SCHOOL TIME ROCK:  "I'm Just a Law…"

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News of the Times:  GOP Senator Experiences Hunger

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Judge Scalia, in "Legislative Soul Search"

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Judge Scalia, in "A Legal Carol" $300

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See if you can spot the hatred.

During a Colbert/Stewart event last week, among other interesting things revealed, Jon Stewart said that Hugh Grant was the worst guest he's ever had, and he would never have him back.

 

"Stewart’s least favourite guest of all time is Hugh Grant, “and we’ve
had dictators on the show”. Grant spent his time at the studio
complaining that he had other places to be. “He’s giving everyone shit
the whole time, and he’s a big pain in the ass,” Stewart recalled. Grant
also complained to the staff about the clip that was selected of the
movie he was promoting, Did You Hear About the Morgans? Jon Stewart almost quit Daily Show over “asshole” coworkers
– a clip that was obviously supplied by the film’s publicist. Stewart
recalls Grant angrily asking “What is that clip? It’s a terrible clip.”
“Well, then make a better fucking movie,” Stewart said, adding that he
would “never” have Grant back."

 

Here is the interview.

 

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Stewart certainly seems jovial when they sit down, even though by this time he was apparently already seething.  It seems like they just had a little fun with some of the mistakes Stewart made in describing the film, and it's Stewart who is kiddingly apologizing.  Just a couple of good actors, I guess.

 

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BILL O’REILLY DOESN’T “GET” GANGNAM STYLE — HILARIOUSLY

This is priceless.  

 

Bill O'Reilly notices that the Gangnam Style video has gotten 800 million views on YouTube, so he decides to train his analytical eye on it, inviting psychiatrist Keith Ablow to help him out.               

 

 

What does this video MEAN?  Ablow says some people will dismiss the video as meaningless, but not him.  After 800 million views, there must be some meaning there.  And for him that meaning is: people crave meaninglessness!    

 

After all, the words in the song are "unintelligible."  Don't tell our fearless cultural analysts, but the words are in a non-English language called Korean.  I can picture the two of these guys walking around Seoul, saying, "Everyone here speaks gibberish.  I guess they crave meaninglessness here.  Sign of the times."

 

O'Reilly laments the lack of meaning and substance of internet phenomena like this:  "The internet is a place where people want to numb themselves."  It sure isn't a place where people want to go to do a 30-second Google search to find out what Gangnam style means before going on national TV and pontificating about it for five minutes.

 

Not that you need to do a Google search to get the general gist of the actual meaning of the video — it's simply a satire of the glorification of wealth.  And it's very effective and funny.  It's silly, and not exactly deeply meaningful, but its intention is absolutely, obviously clear to anyone spending more than a couple of dismissing seconds glancing at it.

 

And then, the money shot:  Bill O'Reily's "YONG YANG" comment.  Is he trying to say Pyongyang?  If so, (i) that's in North Korea, where it would truly be a meaningful political statement to make this video, and (ii) the artist's name is Psy, but not all Ps are silent.

 

Note: at the point of that comment, O'Reilly is comparing the inherent entertainment greatness and English-speaking caucasian-rifficness of Elvis Preseley, vs. this "little fat guy" from [insert oriental slur, or dericisively mangle the pronunciation of a city in a neighboring country] jumping up and down."

 

Truly, this segment is a masterpiece of lazy, egocentric, racist cluelessness. And I wouldn't be a bit surprised if it became so popular it surpassed Gangnam Style as the most-viewed video in the history of YouTube.

 

Thanks to the great Greg Pak (@gregpak) who pointed this out on Twitter.

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A word about this week’s comic

 THIS WEEK'S COMIC:

BILL O'REILLY'S "LEAVE IT TO BEAVER" NIGHTMARE

 

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I was struck by the comments (I first saw some of them on The Daily Show) from Dennis Miller, Bernard Goldberg and Bill O'Reilly on FOX News about how the re-election of Barack Obama could mean the end of "traditional America."

 

O'Reilly's definition of "traditional America" as "Ward, June, Wally and the Beave" is a prime example of the right's fetishization of the America of the late 1950s and early 1960s as the hallmark of American gung-ho individualism, self-reliance and unfettered capitalism.

 

So the point of this comic was to take him at his word, and look at the Leave It to Beaver world to see whether the values fit in with O'Reilly's definition of "traditional America."  This comic focuses on issues of egalitarianism, but my old friend David Frum points out that there is also far more freedom from government than there was in 1962, when Leave It to Beaver was on ABC, Saturdays at 8:30:

 

"In 1962, the government regulated the price and route of every airplane, every freight train, every truck and every merchant ship in the United States. The government regulated the price of natural gas. It regulated the interest on every checking account and the commission on every purchase or sale of stock. Owning a gold bar was a serious crime that could be prosecuted under the Trading with the Enemy Act. The top rate of income tax was 91%.

 

It was illegal to own a telephone. Phones had to be rented from the giant government-regulated monopoly that controlled all telecommunications in the United States. All young men were subject to the military draft and could escape only if they entered a government-approved graduate course of study." 

 

O'Reilly also refers to the rise of secularism as a move away from "traditional America," but even if that exists, what does Obama have to do with that?  He's a fairly religious Christian man:  when asked how old the Earth is, he gave a Biblical answer that didn't differ much from the answer scientists pilloried Marco Rubio for.  By the way, in all my research of Leave It to Beaver for this comic (and I did a lot!), I saw no church-going, praying, or mentions of God.  If they existed in the show, it was very infrequently.

 

I would argue that it is the vision of America's current conservatives — the Paul Ryan budget plan's utter dismantling of the non-military Federal government, policies that encourage the already obscene income disparity, etc. — that is the radical, "untraditional" view.

 

Remember: NORMAN ROCKWELL was a staunch New England liberal, and Andy Griffith actually supported Barack Obama in 2008.

 

So, what is it exactly that Miller, Goldberg and O'Reilly find so comfortingly "traditional" about the Leave It to Beaver world?  Hmm, I guess that's the kind of truth that only gets blurted out as one is startled awake from a nightmare.

 

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YOU GUYS = AWESOME

The TOM THE DANCING BUG HURRICANE RELIEF CHALLENGE has ended, and $1,200 was raised to help the Red Cross in its efforts to help those hurt by the hurricane.  I really appreciate EVERYONE who participated.

 

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The winner of the original artwork, with a high donation of $600 is LB & HB.  LB & HB:  Contact me by email, and we'll go over how to get the artwork to you, and whether/how I can announce your names in this space.

 

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THE TOM THE DANCING BUG HURRICANE RELIEF CHALLENGE

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Hey, everybody.  I'm sure many of you have either given to a charity to help the victims of the Hurricane Sandy, or are intending to (or are intending to give again).  I thought I'd do my small part to encourage donations.

 

If you make your donation to American National Red Cross through a donation page I set up, http://www.firstgiving.com/fundraiser/ruben-bolling/sandy, you could win the original artwork for this week's upcoming comic.  INNER HIVE members have already seen it, and it will be posted publicly first on BoingBoing.net tomorrow.  I'll post artwork here at that time.

 

11/7 UPDATE:  Here is a link to the comic on Boing Boing, and below is the artwork:

 

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The deadline is one week from today, NOVEMBER 13 at 3pm, NYC time.  If the same person makes more than one donation, the multiple donations will be aggregated.  In case there's some problem with my contacting you directly, I may announce the winner on the blog by initials (I won't identify you publicly until you've been contacted and given consent), so check back in a week.

 

Anyone who makes a donation of any size automatically wins the gratitude and admiration of the entire Tom the Dancing Bug Concern, and that does not ordinarily come that cheap!

 

Thank you, everybody.  Hoping you are fortunate enough to be in a position to help.

 

CLICK HERE TO MAKE A DONATION AND PARTICIPATE IN THE TOM THE DANCING BUG HURRICANE RELIEF CHALLENGE.

 

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WINNER OF THE ARTWORK AUCTION

Great American, Humanitarian (and INNER HIVE Member) Michael Cohen has won the original Billy Dare comic, and a donation of the purchase price $250 will be made to the American Red Cross. 

 

Great thanks go out to Michael, who is doing his part to help those in need after Hurricane Sandy (and he got a bit of original artwork for his trouble).

 

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