Seems like a good time to run this comic from 2011…
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Seeing this 1995 Life In Hell comic on Tom Spurgeon's Comics Reporter, posted in celebration of Matt Groening's birthday (Happy Birthday, Matt!)…
… I was prompted to a quick Wikipedia check:
The plan worked!
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Life In Hell image taken from comicsreporter.com
When I did this comic on for-profit universities, it was a shortcoming of satirical imagination that I didn't include a college TRUCK! Of course, wait around long enough (a few months), and reality will outstrip satire.
Note the lady who set up a cart in front of the truck, selling drinks. Student center?