Yesterday, Bill Kristol, the conservative pundit who has set a record for most consecutive things uttered that have been proven to be false (1,459,345 and counting) was awarded a $250,000 Bradley Prize.
"Through the Bradley Prizes, we recognize individuals like William Kristol who have made outstanding contributions, in hopes that others will strive for excellence in their respective fields," Michael W. Grebe, president and chief executive officer of the Bradley Foundation, said.
Well, you've encouraged me to strive for the kind of excellence that Kristol achieved. That is, being outrageously, consistently and disastrously wrong. So:
I'm certain that if the United States invades Narnia, we'll be greeted as liberators.
There is no doubt that my next door neighbor is developing and/or harboring nuclear weapons.
By this day next month, former major league outfielder Omar Moreno will be regarded as America's finest President ever.
The Egg McMuffin ™ coddles terrorists.
By this day next month, former major league outfielder Omar Moreno will be regarded as America's finest President ever.
The Egg McMuffin ™ coddles terrorists.
I've got tons more, but that should be enough for at least ten grand. CHECK FOR TEN GRAND, PLEASE!